"Hey Mom, I could hold three, see?"
"Please give one to your brother, okay? I want a picture with both of you holding one."
"Okay, say 'Cheese' or 'Chicken' or whatever else, but hold still."
"Why is the baby crying?" OH - He wants a chicken too
"Okay, Buttercup, put the chicken down....you've tormented her enough."
"Run Lilly Run! Run for your life!"